Q: What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a pinball machine?Ī: The pinball machine scores more points. Q: Why are Denver Broncos jokes getting dumber and dumber?Ī: Because Broncos fans have started to make them up themselves.
Q: Why doesn't Boulder have a professional football team? Why do ducks fly over INVESCO Field upside down? Q: Where do you go in Denver in case of a tornado?Ī: INVESCO Field they never get a touchdown there! Q: What's the difference between the Denver Broncos & the Taliban? Q: Why do the Denver Broncos want to change their name to the Denver Tampons?Ī: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string! Q: How do you keep a Broncos fan from masterbating?Ī: You paint his dick Chargers blue and he won't beat it for years! Q: How do the Chargers spend the first week of training camp? Richard Sherman might have grown up in Compton but Peyton Manning has been through 2 World Wars, 20 Presidents, and is a genuine fossil. Q: Why do Denver Broncos fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? Q: What does a Denver Broncos fan and a bottle of beer have in common? Q: How many Denver Broncos fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Q: Did you hear that Denvers's football team doesn't have a website?Ī: They can't string three "Ws" together. Q: What do the Denver Broncos and the mailman have in common? Q: What do you call a Denver Bronco in the Super Bowl? Q: What does a Denver Broncos fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? How did the Denver Broncos fan die from drinking milk? Q: What's the difference between an Denver Broncos fan and a carp?Ī: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. Q: What should you do if you find three Denver Broncos football fans buried up to their neck in cement? Q: How do you casterate an Denver Broncos fan? Q: If you have a car containing a Broncos wide receiver, a Broncos linebacker, and a Broncos defensive back, who is driving the car? Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Denver Broncos fan? Q: How do you stop an Denver Broncos fan from beating his wife?Ī: Dress her in San Diego Blue and Yellow! Q: What is a Denver Broncos fan's favorite whine? Q: What did the Denver Broncos get for trading Brandon Marshall to the Miami Dolphins?Ī: A first round pick and a felon to be named later! Q: Why are so many Denver Broncos players claiming they have the Swine Flu?Ī: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!ĭear Richard Sherman, I'm getting all my "ducks" in a row. Q: What do the Broncos and the Post Office have in common? Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?Ī: Have him watch a couple Denver Broncos games. Q: How do you keep a Denver Bronco out of your yard? Q: What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?Ī: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? Q: How many Denver Broncos does it take to change a tire?Ī: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up Q: How many Broncos fans does it take to change a light bulb?Ī: None they are happy living in San Diegos shadow! Q: Why do the Denver Broncos fail their drug tests? Q: Why are the Broncos like grizzly bears? Q: Want to hear a Broncos Super Bowl joke? Q: What do the Denver Broncos and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?Ī: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday. Q: Have you heard the song about the Broncos Quarterback problems? Q: What did the Broncos fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?Ī: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!" Q: What do you call a season worth of Peyton Manning game tapes? Q: What's the difference between the Broncos and cigarettes?Ī: Russell Wilson doesn't smoke cigarettes Q: What is the difference between a Broncos fan and a baby?Ī: The baby will stop whining after awhile. Q: What do the Denver Broncos and possums have in common?Ī: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?Ī: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What's Peyton Mannings favorite TV show? Super Bowl Episode 50: Peyton Strikes Back.